A friend told me it would be a good idea to make a list of the strange crap that has happened to me since I arrived. Here we go:
Medical Adventures
The first day in Benin I stubbed my toe and then the nail bed got infected. It was originally bacterially infected and then became fungally infected. I lost the nail twice. And it finally cleared up 8 months after i stubbed it.
The first two weeks of training I lost a good 10 pounds due to an intestinal parasite.
On Thanksgiving this past year I had ameobas and food poisoning at the same time. That was not fun. Didn't gain any weight that holiday season.
I cracked my tooth two months ago... still not taken care of.
Bike Adventures (I was not injured in anyway)
I was riding around on my bike and accidently road it into a ditch which made my fly over the handle bars, land flat on my back.
One day I was riding around and a low flying duck smacked into my head.
I was crossing the road once and got hit by a motorcycle which gave the back frame a 90 degree angle.
Taxi Adventures
Delivering a kitten to Natitingou I got stuck in Djougou after the taxi I was taking decided to tow a car all the way to Djougou. The ride took 3 hours long, normally 45 minutes.
The 9 hour taxi ride from Natitingou to Bassila. My friend and I actually had to stop and call someone from my town to come pick us up when our taxi decided to stop moving forward. It died a terrible death.
20 people in a 5 seater taxi. No joke.
House Adventures
My cat has had a total of 12 kittens.
It's been so hot I've slept on my concrete floor all night.
Having friends over and my biggest problem being I didn't have enough chairs.
There you go hope you enjoyed my List of Amusing Crap that has happened to me in the last 18 months.
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I think I have already read about most of this crap (as a faithful blog reader) but the LOW FLYING DUCK SMACKING YOUR HEAD??!?!?!?!?!??! That, I believe, was a new one. What the hell???
Keep your head down, Mark Loehrke (Carly's dad)
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